Delusionist

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

12 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 227,725 notes
did-you-kno:

Myfridgefood.com lets you enter whatever ingredients you have in your fridge and tells you what you can make with them. Source

did-you-kno:

Myfridgefood.com lets you enter whatever ingredients you have in your fridge and tells you what you can make with them. Source

5 days ago on September 25th, 2014 | J | 29,002 notes
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gtbsayso:

radicalmuscle:

buzzfeed:

These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true. 

Ok but lobsters are immortal?

Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel trade off

You’re functionally immortal but trade off is your flesh is delicious.

1 week ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 175,971 notes
coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

1 week ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 116,450 notes
ultralorde:

are you coming back to bed babe

ultralorde:

are you coming back to bed babe

1 week ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 115,592 notes

holyanimee:

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THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST ACCURATE THING

1 week ago on September 18th, 2014 | J | 1,540 notes
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babylago:

an autobiography

babylago:

an autobiography

2 weeks ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 33,909 notes

uglyfun:

eggpunk:

my friend in japan found a really cool book

2 weeks ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 48,713 notes

pleatedjeans:

20 Dangerous Times That Shots Were Fired

2 weeks ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 30,795 notes