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capriciouscannibal:

lets have more videogames where you’re the dragon

character customization on what you look like

get your own cave

make a horde

capture a princess and guard her and maybe be nice to her (maybe like have it a multi outcome so how you behave depicts how she fancies you)

kill and eat knights

burn villages and devour their livestock

that kinda bullshit

more dragon videogames

17 minutes ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 95,870 notes

callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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thank you director fury

8 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 335,645 notes
hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

8 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 671,202 notes

pizzopaps:

i’m like an npc i won’t do anything unless you interact with me

8 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 22,905 notes
bayfood:

Umami Burger (Oakland, CA)
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bayfood:

Umami Burger (Oakland, CA)

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8 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 13 notes
monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

2 days ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 52,944 notes

kodanshacomics:

Our 2014 San Diego Comic-Con announcements are Let’s Dance a Waltz by Natsumi Ando and Yamada-kun and the Seven Witches by Miki Yoshikawa!
YAMADA-KUN AND THE SEVEN WITCHES and LET’S DANCE A WALTZ SET FOR 2015 RELEASE FROM KODANSHA COMICS
New York, NY (July 26, 2014) – Manga publisher Kodansha Comics announced today at San Diego Comic-Con that it would add two new series to its 2015 slate: the hit shonen series Yamada-Kun and the Seven Witches, and a moving tale of ballroom dance, Let’s Dance a Waltz.
Miki Yoshikawa’s Yamada-Kun and the Seven Witches is one of the most popular series on Crunchyroll. Class troublemaker Ryu Yamada is already having a bad day when he stumbles down a staircase along with star student Urara Shiraishi. When he wakes up, he realizes they have switched bodies—and that Ryu has the power to trade places with anyone with only a kiss! Plus, it turns out he’s not the only kid at school with a few magic tricks up his sleeve… Yoshikawa used to be an assistant on Hiro Mashima’s Fairy Tail.
Natsumi Ando, author of the fan-favorite Kitchen Princess, returns with a charming tale of what it feels like when you just can’t fit in with Let’s Dance a Waltz. When Hime Makimura was young, her mother told her that she could be like a princess someday. Now that Hime is in middle school, overweight and unpopular, life is a cruel disappointment. Tango Minami is a popular high school boy who hides his job as a ballroom dance instructor to maintain his image. But when Tango’s mom urges Tango to take Hime as a student, everything gets turned upside down! Will Tango’s classmate find out about his embarrassing job?!  And will Hime find the self-confidence needed to be like a princess on the ballroom floor?!
Both titles debut next spring.
About Kodansha USA Publishing, LLC
Established in New York in 2008, Kodansha USA Publishing (KUP) is a subsidiary of Kodansha, Japan’s largest publisher. KUP’s first works under the Kodansha Comics imprint were Katsuhiro Otomo’s Akira and Masamune Shirow’s The Ghost in the Shell. KUP has expanded their catalog to include such titles as Fairy Tail by Hiro Mashima, Attack on Titan by Hajime Isayama, Shugo Chara by PEACH-PIT, and Sailor Moon by Naoko Takeuchi, the highest selling manga in the U.S. in 2012. Kodansha Comics is distributed by Random House Publisher Services.
3 days ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 66 notes
justplainsomething:


therealdestructables:

phoenix5power:

This actually made me fucking cry.

I find this really fucking relevant today of all days.

I still have a lot to figure out in my life
but I’m a couple weeks away from the 10 year mark since I graduated high school
and I certainly feel like I figured out quite a bit
maybe not everything, but man am I happier now

justplainsomething:

therealdestructables:

phoenix5power:

This actually made me fucking cry.

I find this really fucking relevant today of all days.

I still have a lot to figure out in my life

but I’m a couple weeks away from the 10 year mark since I graduated high school

and I certainly feel like I figured out quite a bit

maybe not everything, but man am I happier now

3 days ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 203,996 notes
3 days ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 7 notes

hakurens:

how to piss kageyama off in one single step: by hinata

4 days ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 11,543 notes
Tagged as: #haikyuu #anime 
4 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 58 notes
villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

4 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 427,654 notes